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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
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Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.
Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG.
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.
trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel
Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.
Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.
okami: you play as a wolf and draw pictures to defeat evil in japan
Fatal frame: you go into a haunted house to look for your brother and you capture ghosts with an old camera
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That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
You’re dancing at a ball. Your prince isn’t around, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her, Charlotte La Bouff. She’s runs down the stairs, about a story above. She gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint. She’s gaining on you. Charlotte La Bouff. You look for your enchanted pumpkin, but you’re all turned around. She’s almost upon you now, and you can see she’s dancing with your prince! My god, there are princes EVERYWHERE!!!
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s)( )( )( only dream bubbles now…
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
sade:
cryin
“Aint Lion”
2 headed baby bearded dragon!